Hi, I'm the guy from the sticker.
Why a sticker?
I barely drink, so bars and clubs aren't my scene. "Meet-people activities" feel forced. Dating apps didn't work out either — turns out "looking for a husband" is considered a niche kink there. So instead, I put a QR code on my car. Honest, efficient, a little ridiculous — much like me.
About me
Started life from scratch as an immigrant. Enrolled in university at 37 — apparently on a "why not" basis. Currently building two iOS apps. Emotionally stable, which I'm told is rarer than it should be.
Friends would say I'm quiet at first, loyal to a fault, and suspiciously calm under pressure. They'd also say I greet every single dog I pass. They're right. Every. Single. One.
What I'm looking for
A husband — the actual kind. Monogamy, honesty, zero hot-and-cold games. When it clicks, it clicks fast, and I'm fine with that. I'm shy at the start, so if you make the first move, I'll take it as a green flag and match your energy from there.
Perfect weekend
Road trip, hiking, paddle boarding (occasionally puddle boarding — it's Seattle), co-op gaming, exploring the city until our feet give up.