You scanned it. Respect.

Hi, I'm the guy from the sticker.

Yes, it's real. I'm looking for a husband.

Why a sticker?

I barely drink, so bars and clubs aren't my scene. And going to "meet-people activities" just to meet people feels forced and uncomfortable. So instead of pretending to enjoy small talk over drinks, I put a QR code on my car. Honest, efficient, a little ridiculous — much like me.

A few things about me

#science — curious by default #lego — yes, adult sets count #it — just love it #kinky — that one's on purpose #dogs — instant weakness #design — I notice kerning #aesthetic — see: this page #cosmos — will talk about space unprompted

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DMs open. Dog photos are a valid opener.